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The Right’s Catch-22 on Gun Control

January 6, 2013
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The Right’s Catch-22 on Gun Control

If we are ever to have a real debate about gun control, conservative right wing republicans are going to have to do something they haven’t done for quite some time. Confront many of their long held arguments on the meaning of the 2nd amendment and dispel their own hypocrisy. They’ll have to finally admit...
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SA comic Blair Thompson headed to the World Series of Comedy

July 24, 2012
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SA comic Blair Thompson headed to the World Series of Comedy

There’s a duality in comedian Blair Thompson I’m not sure most people appreciate. On one side he’s a black man disposed to wearing giant baggy clothes featuring a splash of color and bling that would make Jackson Pollock comment as being ‘a tad too liberal.’ On the other is his act. First impressions mean...
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Are Women Funny? Ugly people, Adam Carolla, and the power of vagina

July 15, 2012
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Are Women Funny? Ugly people, Adam Carolla, and the power of vagina

The question of whether or not the ladies make us laugh should have been resolved the second some girl put on the pant suit and worked a man's job (HILARIOUS!).
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Moontower Comedy Festival: Chronicles #1

April 27, 2012
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Moontower Comedy Festival: Chronicles #1

Montreal, Aspen, Edinburgh, and Melbourne are all cities across the world with at least one thing in common. They each have their own highly respected comedy festival. Now Austin, Tx has thrown their hat in the ring with the Moontower Comedy and Oddity Fest, bringing a wide array of amazing talent to the Lone Star state....
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2012′s Funniest in South Texas Winner Raul Sanchez

April 7, 2012
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2012′s Funniest in South Texas Winner Raul Sanchez

Comedy club competitions aren’t always the best indication of who’s funnier than someone else. On any given night someone’s best 6 minutes can kill or be killed by many different factors. Saying someone is the funniest is always subjective, but on some occasions it is highly accurate. On Thursday March 29th, at the Laugh...
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Why the New NFL is just the same Old Politics

March 26, 2012
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Why the New NFL is just the same Old Politics

American politics and the NFL have a lot in common. They both pit opposing teams against each other in the public arena and they both have their own inherent ideology used quite often to cover up one singular fact: that in the end – it’s always about the money. Rich, old white guys control...
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Cedar Conspiracy: from God to Big Pharma to TOMS

January 25, 2012
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Cedar Conspiracy: from God to Big Pharma to TOMS

"I’m actually just waiting for medieval men pulling carts littered with the bodies of those suffering from ‘cedar fever’ to clear out my miserably affected corpse from this god forsaken, pollen soaked shit-hole town."
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Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a “Midget Giant”

January 3, 2012
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Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a “Midget Giant”

"...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
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2012 Predictions: Mayans, Trump, Bigfoot, Occupy, and beyond…

December 27, 2011
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2012 Predictions: Mayans, Trump, Bigfoot, Occupy, and beyond…

Jobs, the economy, doomsday… We need answers about the future and we need them now. What do the stars and spirits have to say about the coming year? Nothing! Stars are mostly gas, and ghosts are f’n dead. Either way they have more important shit to worry about then our trivial goin’s-on. I however...
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