Blogs: Swiss Army Robot

If we are ever to have a real debate about gun control, conservative right wing republicans are going to have to do something they haven’t done for quite some time. Confront many of their long held arguments on the meaning of the 2nd amendment and dispel their own hypocrisy. They’ll have to finally admit...
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There’s a duality in comedian Blair Thompson I’m not sure most people appreciate. On one side he’s a black man disposed to wearing giant baggy clothes featuring a splash of color and bling that would make Jackson Pollock comment as being ‘a tad too liberal.’ On the other is his act. First impressions mean...
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The question of whether or not the ladies make us laugh should have been resolved the second some girl put on the pant suit and worked a man's job (HILARIOUS!).
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Comedy nerds rejoice, Todd Barry is coming to San Antonio. Now I don’t really expect everyone reading this to know why that’s a big deal, so let me explain. This city has a terrible reputation for apathy and a general disregard when it comes to anything considered “cool” or outside the mainstream. If there...
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Montreal, Aspen, Edinburgh, and Melbourne are all cities across the world with at least one thing in common. They each have their own highly respected comedy festival. Now Austin, Tx has thrown their hat in the ring with the Moontower Comedy and Oddity Fest, bringing a wide array of amazing talent to the Lone Star state....
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Comedy club competitions aren’t always the best indication of who’s funnier than someone else. On any given night someone’s best 6 minutes can kill or be killed by many different factors. Saying someone is the funniest is always subjective, but on some occasions it is highly accurate. On Thursday March 29th, at the Laugh...
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American politics and the NFL have a lot in common. They both pit opposing teams against each other in the public arena and they both have their own inherent ideology used quite often to cover up one singular fact: that in the end – it’s always about the money. Rich, old white guys control...
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“It starts with watching a few YouTube clips,” says study.
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"I’m actually just waiting for medieval men pulling carts littered with the bodies of those suffering from ‘cedar fever’ to clear out my miserably affected corpse from this god forsaken, pollen soaked shit-hole town."
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"Like new born blind puppies we've suckled up to the tit of technology..."
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"...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
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Jobs, the economy, doomsday… We need answers about the future and we need them now. What do the stars and spirits have to say about the coming year? Nothing! Stars are mostly gas, and ghosts are f’n dead. Either way they have more important shit to worry about then our trivial goin’s-on. I however...
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