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		<title>The Right&#8217;s Catch-22 on Gun Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 07:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swiss Army Robot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If we are ever to have a real debate about gun control, conservative right wing republicans are going to have to do something they haven’t done for quite some time. Confront many of their long held arguments on the meaning of the 2nd amendment and dispel their own hypocrisy. They’ll have to finally admit that the right to bear arms is not (in their opinion) about militias, hunting, the NRA lobby, or even protecting us from another unnecessary bad remake of the movie Red Dawn. They’ll have to publicly admit just how they actually feel. That the 2nd amendments right to bear arms – guarantee’s the people’s ability to protect themselves from the possibility of a tyrannical American government. (and NOT the potential scenario where Charlie Sheen, Patrick Swayze, Leah Thompson, and Jennifer Grey use guerrilla tactics against an invading horde of communists&#8230; that hope is as dead as…well&#8230; Patrick Swayze.) Left leaning liberals don’t have this problem. Standing up and saying “this is wrong” or “something has to be done to stop this from ever happening again” are inherently correct and match up perfectly with their ideology. The anti-gun lobbies have the moral integrity of their convictions to lead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SA comic Blair Thompson headed to the World Series of Comedy</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/sa-comic-blair-thompson-headed-to-the-world-series-of-comedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 13:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swiss Army Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=19518</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a duality in comedian Blair Thompson I&#8217;m not sure most people appreciate. On one side he&#8217;s a black man disposed to wearing giant baggy clothes featuring a splash of color and bling that would make Jackson Pollock comment as being &#8216;a tad too liberal.&#8217; On the other is his act. First impressions mean so much in stand up comedy. People judge you almost immediately based on their own expectations before you even reach the microphone. For Blair I&#8217;m sure a lot of people just assume by the giant gold letter &#8216;B&#8217; necklace glittering from his neck that his act will be a journey of swag, weed, and trippin&#8217; bitches. Now I&#8217;m not saying Blair doesn&#8217;t have some authority on those three subjects — he does and it&#8217;s hilarious. What I&#8217;m saying is that as I write this, I am &#8230; well &#8230; I am desperately trying not write the biggest cliche writers fall into whenever they write about a black comedian. &#8220;He&#8217;s black, but it&#8217;s OK — he&#8217;s relatable no matter what color you are!&#8221; Or my favorite: &#8220;His humor transgresses race to a place where we all learn about ourselves no matter what background we may come from.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are Women Funny? Ugly people, Adam Carolla, and the power of vagina</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/are-women-funny-ugly-people-adam-carolla-and-the-power-of-vagina/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swiss Army Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=19124</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The question of whether or not the ladies make us laugh should have been resolved the second some girl put on the pant suit and worked a man's job (HILARIOUS!).]]></description>
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		<title>Todd Barry is way better than a turkey leg</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/todd-barry-is-way-better-than-a-turkey-leg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 18:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SA DAILY</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=17956</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedy nerds rejoice, Todd Barry is coming to San Antonio. Now I don&#8217;t really expect everyone reading this to know why that&#8217;s a big deal, so let me explain. This city has a terrible reputation for apathy and a general disregard when it comes to anything considered &#8220;cool&#8221; or outside the mainstream. If there isn&#8217;t an over-sized turkey leg and a bud light vendor attached, we don&#8217;t want anything to do with it. Oh sure, we&#8217;ll hit &#8220;join&#8221; on Facebook invites so people will think we have active social lives, but truthfully not many people here are willing to go or think outside the Redbox, so to speak. Top that off with our general acceptance of mediocrity and the least-we-can-do-will-work ethic and you have a perfect reason why San Antonio is considered lame. However some national touring acts are starting to give us another chance as venues like the 502 and now (finally) the Korova are investing in quality sound systems and people actually knowledgeable to run them. Yes, real sound engineers, as opposed to 90&#8242;s era highlight-sporting, ex-rockers maxing up the dials and yelling &#8216;It&#8217;s PUNK RAWK&#8217; while the entire audience leaves one song into a band&#8217;s hour set. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moontower Comedy Festival: Chronicles #1</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/moontower-comedy-festival-chronicles-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swiss Army Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=17545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Montreal, Aspen, Edinburgh, and Melbourne are all cities across the world with at least one thing in common. They each have their own highly respected comedy festival. Now Austin, Tx has thrown their hat in the ring with the Moontower Comedy and Oddity Fest, bringing a wide array of amazing talent to the Lone Star state. It&#8217;s an exciting atmosphere I&#8217;m not used to seeing on a Wednesday night. 12 venues across mostly the downtown Austin area all filled with crowds anxious not just for comedy, but more to support the idea of the festival itself. It&#8217;s highly positive and you can tell the performers are juiced to perform. The most difficult part is choosing which shows to go to. At 8pm you have Maria Bamford performing at Cap City, Aziz Ansari at the Paramount, Hannibal Burress at the Parish, and two different Mash Up shows featuring some great new performers. I decide on the Stateside, a small side stage of the Paramount where JR Brow is performing every Pink Floyd song ever written in one note.  I&#8217;ve seen it many times yet I always laugh. JR is the only comedian who can bring a guitar on stage and not get the ire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2012&#8242;s Funniest in South Texas Winner Raul Sanchez</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/2012s-funniest-in-south-texas-winner-raul-sanchez/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 00:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swiss Army Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=17153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedy club competitions aren’t always the best indication of who’s funnier than someone else. On any given night someone’s best 6 minutes can kill or be killed by many different factors. Saying someone is the funniest is always subjective, but on some occasions it is highly accurate. On Thursday March 29th, at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, twelve comedians performed their best 6 minutes. Any one of them easily could have been a favorite to win, but on this night Raul Sanchez was the clear stand out. The first time I saw Raul perform he was funny, but in a very predictable manner. His jokes depended on setting up an idea than saying the opposite ‘surprise’ to get the laugh. It was simple, but still a lot better than most people’s first times in that he at least knew how to write an actual joke. Slowly, by working every stage he could find, Sanchez started bringing in the surreal and abstract to express his own unique personality. Finding ways to incorporate God and the Universe in challenging, but endearing ways, Raul has worked hard to set himself apart from both his peers and influences. Off stage, however, Raul is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the New NFL is just the same Old Politics</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/why-the-new-nfl-is-just-the-same-old-politics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 19:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=16905</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[American politics and the NFL have a lot in common. They both pit opposing teams against each other in the public arena and they both have their own inherent ideology used quite often to cover up one singular fact: that in the end – it’s always about the money. Rich, old white guys control everything from behind the scenes while talk radio hosts entertain the masses with simple generalizations and polarizing view points. Conversations in sports, like politics, all boil down to “your teams sucks and so do you” with equal chance of violence. Players and politicians tow the party line alike, speaking in simple clichés and scripted rhetoric revealing nothing of what’s actually happening. In fact, whenever a sport or political figure uses candor and honesty, they’re usually marginalized as “kooks” and “oddballs.” Basically, in the eyes of the media, Ron Paul is the Rex Ryan of the Presidential race – only the media respects Rex Ryan’s knowledge of defense. Now, to be fair, politics has been a dirty game since well before the throwing and kicking of pigskin balls, but recently NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has proven that our government can still learn a thing or two when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ron Paul makes men gay, says recent study</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/ron-paul-makes-men-gay-says-recent-study/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 15:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Swiss Army Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=16408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“It starts with watching a few YouTube clips,” says study.]]></description>
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		<title>Cedar Conspiracy: from God to Big Pharma to TOMS</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/the-conspiracy-of-cedar-from-god-to-big-pharma-to-toms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=15333</guid>
		<description><![CDATA["I’m actually just waiting for medieval men pulling carts littered with the bodies of those suffering from ‘cedar fever’ to clear out my miserably affected corpse from this god forsaken, pollen soaked shit-hole town."]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Are You Technology&#8217;s Bitch?&#8217; &#8211; featuring John Tole&#8217;s America</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/are-you-technologys-bitch-featuring-john-toles-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=15163</guid>
		<description><![CDATA["Like new born blind puppies we've suckled up to the tit of technology..."]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a &#8220;Midget Giant&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/tony-robbins-success-attributed-to-being-a-midget-giant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogs.sacurrent.com/?p=14761</guid>
		<description><![CDATA["...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
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		<title>2012 Predictions: Mayans, Trump, Bigfoot, Occupy, and beyond&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/2012-predictions-the-mayans-trump-bigfoot-occupy-and-beyond/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 01:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jobs, the economy, doomsday&#8230; We need answers about the future and we need them now. What do the stars and spirits have to say about the coming year? Nothing! Stars are mostly gas, and ghosts are f&#8217;n dead. Either way they have more important shit to worry about then our trivial goin&#8217;s-on. I however have nothing better to do with my time. And after a deep consult with some brownies and bourbon, I have narrowed down my top predictions of what to expect in 2012. (Insert eerie music of your choice here. Personally I like &#8220;Sugar, Sugar&#8221; by the Archies.) In 2012&#8230; In an effort to stay in the public eye, Donald Trump will secretly release his own sex tape. It will star only himself. In 2012&#8230; Scientists will discover an offshoot of quantum physics that explains why some rock bands break the pop charts only to disappear from the face of existence. The formula explains that when mediocrity meets accelerated exposure at an exponential rate, shitty bands actually fade into another dimension: a terrible place filled with the sounds of Young the Giant, Phoenix, soon to be joined by Foster the People. In 2012&#8230; Comedian and creator of The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JoePa&#8217;s faux pas and Penn State&#8217;s valiant riots for the status quo</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/joepas-faux-pas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want to better understand the rioting students of Penn State? ]]></description>
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		<title>Turn your head and cough with Ward Anderson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Testicular cancer? No – that’s a young man’s game.”  These words come from comedian Ward Anderson relating how he feels approaching 40, newly married and dealing with the medical profession. “I’m now at the age where doctors are telling me ‘from now on’,” he confides to me. “From now on you take Metamucil – and you never stop.” It’s a good conversation and I am extremely relieved. I never knew that most people who get testicular cancer are in their twenties and * spoiler alert * I have enormous testicles. Sorry for sharing, but for years I have had an uncomfortable fear in the back of my mind that I may possibly have a nut tumor of some kind.  (It’s like sleeping at night with two Tempur-Pedic pillows, but with less memory – and more foam).  Hearing Ward relate what his doctor told him about the disease made me so completely relieved – that I didn’t waste time and money going to a clinic myself. Second hand health care is way more affordable these days and so far – I’m not dead. (Knocking on wood just one of the many benefits of my Second Hand Health Care plan). We talk more about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hank Williams dump means millions of Americans now report feeling &#8216;unprepared&#8217; for football</title>
		<link>http://blogs.sacurrent.com/index.php/millions-of-americans-still-unprepared-for-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“He sort of became a cross between Kim Jong-Il and Macho Man Randy Savage.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Social Media: How I learned to stop worrying and love the political process</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["Telling someone to "Shut the Fuck Up" is a very effective way of propelling an argument without all that clutter of facts and opinions."]]></description>
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		<title>Gaddafi playing hide-and-go-seek with rebels</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 10:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["The closer we get, the more we hear faint yet distinct giggling… "]]></description>
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		<title>Comedian Andy Hendrickson at Rivercenter Comedy Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now sharper than ever, Andy hits the stage extremely natural, with a brilliant yet subtle style of humor that needs no crazy dance moves or exaggerated facial expressions.]]></description>
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		<title>Study: Talent of young, dead celebrities rapidly declining</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“We need to get more proactive and start killing talented people in their prime,” continued Barkley. “If we killed Thom Yorke pre-‘In Rainbows,’ just think how great Radiohead would be today!”]]></description>
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		<title>Steroid dealers most hurt by NBA, NFL lockouts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 08:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["...no one takes performance enhancers quite like the American athlete."]]></description>
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