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Are Women Funny? Ugly people, Adam Carolla, and the power of vagina

July 15, 2012
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Are Women Funny? Ugly people, Adam Carolla, and the power of vagina

The question of whether or not the ladies make us laugh should have been resolved the second some girl put on the pant suit and worked a man's job (HILARIOUS!).
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Moontower Comedy Festival: Chronicles #1

April 27, 2012
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Moontower Comedy Festival: Chronicles #1

Montreal, Aspen, Edinburgh, and Melbourne are all cities across the world with at least one thing in common. They each have their own highly respected comedy festival. Now Austin, Tx has thrown their hat in the ring with the Moontower Comedy and Oddity Fest, bringing a wide array of amazing talent to the Lone Star state....
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Why the New NFL is just the same Old Politics

March 26, 2012
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Why the New NFL is just the same Old Politics

American politics and the NFL have a lot in common. They both pit opposing teams against each other in the public arena and they both have their own inherent ideology used quite often to cover up one singular fact: that in the end – it’s always about the money. Rich, old white guys control...
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Cedar Conspiracy: from God to Big Pharma to TOMS

January 25, 2012
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Cedar Conspiracy: from God to Big Pharma to TOMS

"I’m actually just waiting for medieval men pulling carts littered with the bodies of those suffering from ‘cedar fever’ to clear out my miserably affected corpse from this god forsaken, pollen soaked shit-hole town."
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Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a “Midget Giant”

January 3, 2012
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Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a “Midget Giant”

"...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
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Comedian Andy Hendrickson at Rivercenter Comedy Club

August 18, 2011
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Comedian Andy Hendrickson at Rivercenter Comedy Club

Now sharper than ever, Andy hits the stage extremely natural, with a brilliant yet subtle style of humor that needs no crazy dance moves or exaggerated facial expressions.
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Study: Talent of young, dead celebrities rapidly declining

July 25, 2011
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Study: Talent of young, dead celebrities rapidly declining

“We need to get more proactive and start killing talented people in their prime,” continued Barkley. “If we killed Thom Yorke pre-‘In Rainbows,’ just think how great Radiohead would be today!”
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