The question of whether or not the ladies make us laugh should have been resolved the second some girl put on the pant suit and worked a man's job (HILARIOUS!).
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Tags: adele, Chelsea Handler, Comedy, female comics, Funny, funny women, gwen stefani, Jay Whitecotton, pretty, sarah silverman, Stand Up, stand up comedy, ugly, war on women, whitecooton, whitney cummings, women
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Montreal, Aspen, Edinburgh, and Melbourne are all cities across the world with at least one thing in common. They each have their own highly respected comedy festival. Now Austin, Tx has thrown their hat in the ring with the Moontower Comedy and Oddity Fest, bringing a wide array of amazing talent to the Lone Star state....
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Tags: baron vaughn, Comedian, Comedy, darkwing duck, ducktales, eddie murphy, festival, flubber, Jay Whitecotton, jr brow, Moontower, Moontower comedy festival, Stand Up, tranny
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American politics and the NFL have a lot in common. They both pit opposing teams against each other in the public arena and they both have their own inherent ideology used quite often to cover up one singular fact: that in the end – it’s always about the money. Rich, old white guys control...
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Tags: bounty program, football, health care, Jay Whitecotton, jim mcmahon, New Orleans, NFL, roger goodell, saints, sean payton
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“It starts with watching a few YouTube clips,” says study.
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Tags: gay, Jay Whitecotton, mars volta, president, ralph nader, revolution, Ron Paul, ron paulsexuals, studies, youtube
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"I’m actually just waiting for medieval men pulling carts littered with the bodies of those suffering from ‘cedar fever’ to clear out my miserably affected corpse from this god forsaken, pollen soaked shit-hole town."
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Tags: allergies, allergy, cedar, cedar fever, cedar island, conspiracy, genetically modified foods, hippie, illuminati, Jay Whitecotton, neti pot, pollen, pollen count, shadow government
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"Like new born blind puppies we've suckled up to the tit of technology..."
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Tags: 2012, cap city, Comedian, facebook, flip phone, illusion, Jay Whitecotton, John Tole, john tole's america, machine, podcast, robert anton wilson, social media, Stand Up, technology, twitter
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"...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
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Tags: awaken the giant within, eat your baby, Giant, giant midget, gigantism, Jay Whitecotton, midget, motivational, Satire, satirical, Tony Robbins
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“He sort of became a cross between Kim Jong-Il and Macho Man Randy Savage.”
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Tags: black eyed peas, bocephus, country, elba, fans, football, fox and friends, hank williams jr., Jay Whitecotton, kim jong-il, millions, monday night football, NFL, outlaw, randy savage, roger goodell, taylor swift
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"Telling someone to "Shut the Fuck Up" is a very effective way of propelling an argument without all that clutter of facts and opinions."
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Tags: afghanistan, argument, asshole, beards, bush, cold as ice, Comedy, comments, conservative, debate, economy, election, election coverage, entitlement, extremist, facebook, faggot, freedom, green, hate speech, health care, hippie, i wanna know what love is, immigration, issues, Jay Whitecotton, jobs, liberal, Muslim, Obama, palin, political agnostic, politics, reagan, redneck, renaissance faire, REO Speedwagon, retard, Ron Paul, social media, starbucks, stfu, terrorists, twitter, unemployment, vagina, voter, voter apathy, white girl, youtube
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"The closer we get, the more we hear faint yet distinct giggling… "
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Tags: akbar, allah, Comedy, despot, dodge ball, hide and go seek, Jay Whitecotton, Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, Qaddafi, quiet game, Rebels, revolution, Satire
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Now sharper than ever, Andy hits the stage extremely natural, with a brilliant yet subtle style of humor that needs no crazy dance moves or exaggerated facial expressions.
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Tags: Andy Hendrickson, Comedian, Jay Whitecotton, Rivercenter Comedy Club, spoof, the Change-Up, the Switch Up
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“We need to get more proactive and start killing talented people in their prime,” continued Barkley. “If we killed Thom Yorke pre-‘In Rainbows,’ just think how great Radiohead would be today!”
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Tags: Amy Winehouse, celebrity, institute of pop culture, Jay Whitecotton, kurt cobain, san antonio, swiss army robot, texas
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