"...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
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Blogs: Posts Tagged ‘ Satire ’
Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a “Midget Giant”
Gaddafi playing hide-and-go-seek with rebels
"The closer we get, the more we hear faint yet distinct giggling… "
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Chubby Hipster resents being called ‘Zach Galifianakis’
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Colin Weathers loves his soy chai lattes, his collection of neon colored sneakers, and his mp3 collection of Aesop Rock remixes. He especially loves the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD collection prominently displayed for all to see in his living room. What Colin hates however is constantly being accused of...
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Nicolas Cage Arrested for Bad Acting
"NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEES!!! THEY'RE ALL OVER MY EYES! MY EYEEEEES!!!"
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Man kicked out of the Klan for expressing optimism
BIRMINGHAM, AL – After recent months of controversial posts on a local white supremacy website, trucker and Grand Dragon James Earl Grey was unanimously voted out of the Ku Klux Klan. Topic threads like “Why Denzel is AWESOME!!!” and “Braveheart wasn’t that good, anyways” infuriated many in the community, leading website administrators to revoke...
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Captain America under military investigation for alleged homosexuality
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Military Tribunal has been formed this week to investigate recent allegations that Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, is gay. Members of the secret agency S.H.E.I.L.D. refused to comment, but one anonymous source said it does not look good for the super hero. “Bright blue spandex tights, red boots, and an...
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A&R Rep thinks the Red Hot Chili Peppers need more Heroin
Chase the Dragon...
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Don’t pray for Japan. And scrap the car magnets, too
When the world is crashing down around you, would you rather have a great prayer or a horrible joke?
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Welcome to the Swiss Army Robot
Hi, let me introduce myself. I’m Jay Whitecotton… between being a Writer, Musician, and Stand Up Comedian … I’m on the verge of failing at every artistic medium possible. (next up calligraphy… where I will finally be able to make my Dyslexia beautiful) The Swiss Army Robot will be your new source for on-line...
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